Date: April 17, 2006
Dimensions: 546px by 750px, 72 DPI
Original: 729px by 1000px, 72 DPI

Artist's Words:

Abstraction is something I've always found to appreciate, whether it's found in nature, or made from it. I believe this to be a combination of both. This seems to be a duality almost of the uninfluenced versus the influenced. Nature versus man-made. Or perhaps this is a harmony of both, a unification or adaptation; you are the judge.

Date: March 14, 2006
Dimensions: 950px by 473px, 72 DPI
Original: All A2, 180 DPI

Artist's Words:

Making the "Cat's cradle" was the closest I ever saw my father come to playing what anybody else would call a game. He had no use at all for tricks and games and rules that other people made up.

In a scrapbook my sister Angela used to keep up, therse was a clipping from Time Magazine where somebody asked father what games he played for relaxation, and he said "Why should I bother with made-up games when there are so many many real going on?"

Date: February 24, 2006
Dimensions: 800px by 533px, 72 DPI
Original: 3456px by 2304px, 72 DPI

Artist's Words:

The matching, the vibrant colours, the composition: everything was thought out. My dear friend did a great job as standing there as well, otherwise there'd have been no photo. And I do really like the commercial look of it, a random smile can make alot of other people smile. I'm very satisfied with this shot and I hope that you enjoy it as well.

Date: January 29, 2006
Dimensions: 720px by 666px, 72 DPI
Original: 1600px by 1200px, 72 DPI

Artist's Words:

Little things often seem to appear unnoticed, we should pay more attention to details sometimes. The results can be pretty nice. Taken when I was in Curacao, Netherlands Antilles.

Date: January 27, 2006
Dimensions: 900px by 600px, 72 DPI
Original: As wide as Roseanne Conner's vag.

Artist's Words:

The concept here is to intertwine the ideas of the wild west and the entrails of a human body. Although the topics are completely different, they can be melded in a way that makes them look similar. Is that a gall bladder or a ghost town? You be the judge of that.

Date: January 26, 2006
Dimensions: 600px by 428px, 72 DPI
Original: 35mm negatives

Artist's Words:

We wanted happiness to be like a virus that reaches every place in a sick body. I turned my home into a water bed and her breasts into dark sand castles. But then she had to go back to London to see her boyfriend and her family and her best friends and her pet called Gus.

This is a series of photographs. Please click on the enlarged image to see the next photograph.

Date: January 25, 2006
Dimensions: 900px by 541px, 72 DPI
Original: 2248px by 1352px, 300 DPI

Artist's Words:

The Sacrum is able to transmit sound.
The Sacrum is sexually dimorphic.
The Sacrum consists of 4 to 6 pieces.
The Sacrum makes Jimmy cover himself in shit.

Date: January 23, 2006
Dimensions: 1000px by 500px, 72 DPI
Original: All A2, 180 DPI

Artist's Words:

It's like an alarm clock's gone off, and I've just got to get away. I think it was John Lennon who said: 'Life is what happens when you're making other plans.', and that's how I feel. Although he also said: 'I am the Walrus, I am the eggman.' so I don't know what to believe.

Date: January 15, 2006
Dimensions: 959px by 681px, 72 DPI
Original: 4961px by 3508px, 300 DPI

Artist's Words:

Live lobster can be boiled, steamed, grilled, or baked. Cooking a lobster longer than the recommended times usually makes the meat too tough. When properly cooked, lobster meat is a creamy white and shells are bright red. Do not worry about cooking Lobsters, they have ganglionic nervous system so they do not feel "pain" the same way we do (central nervous system).

Deets: Clicky here.

Date: January 15, 2006
Dimensions: 576px by 720px, 72 DPI
Original: 1200px by 1500px, 150 DPI

Artist's Words:

"Always cause for concern?When you're feeling quite bright?And your filament burns
I feel mysterious today?Everything is humming loudly?I feel mysterious today?Everything is coming this way
Is it ever appealing?To stand on a ceiling??Observe the tension grow
Going walking abroad?Minus hat before dawn?Bats in profusion there
Did you ever conceive?That you too can leave?Exactly when you like?" - Wire

Date: January 15, 2006
Dimensions: 840px by 573px, 72 DPI
Original: 3456px by 2304px, 72 DPI

Artist's Words:

This is a really good drink, it contains frozen raspberrys that eventuelly melts, and the taste goes into the drink and it gets real good, so I thought I'd take a photo of it this time. Please enjoy.

Date: January 15, 2006
Dimensions: 596px by 842px, 72 DPI
Original: Twice as wide as Jessica Simpson's vag. (jk)

Artist's Words:

Jesse says:
Yo Joakim, like, what's on your mind brothaman?!

Joakim says:
I have to clean my room, put up art & prints on my walls, load my camera battery, go to my grandma cuz its her birthday, im very stressed & I dont have time for anything fun!

Jesse says:
Aight dawg, peace out!

Date: January 15, 2006
Dimensions: 565px by 800px, 72 DPI
Original: Twice as wide as Barbra Streisand's vag. (jk)

Artist's Words:

This piece started off as an experiment with a few different styles. I literally just played around and came up with the idea of a shark and how dangerous they are. The big robot is being attacked by the shark and meanwhile the stork, a big coward, is just standing safely on top of the robot. The shield with the eagle represents the robot. I wont tell you who the shark, the robot or the stork really is. That is for you to figure out. Also, check this out for a little something.

Date: January 14, 2006
Length: 3:12 (Audio)

Artist's Words:

Coming soon!

Date: January 12, 2006
Dimensions: 600px by 873px, 72 DPI
Original: 3000px by 4364px, 300 DPI

Artist's Words:

This is mainly symbolic in every way possible, which is what my objective was with this. The heart, the pink object is supposed to represent 'god'. Each dot you see is to represent the people, the dots or people come together to create reaching out hands, meaning these people reach out to god every day. The background of this image are X's, they were made to show that as much as these people reach out, it doesn't help. It never works out.

Date: January 11, 2006
Dimensions: 800px by 544px, 72 DPI
Original: Twice as wide as Oprah's vag. (jk)

Artist's Words:

This peice is based off the saying 'party animals'. Taking the term literally I began to sketch animals with party hats, beer, cigars, etc. The man with the beard is the angry neighbor, watching on as the animals take their car on the drunken trip home. Balloons and confetti fly through the air; The party is now massively over.

Date: January 10, 2006
Dimensions: 830px by 512px, 72 DPI
Original: N/A

Artist's Words:

Possibly the strangest sub-culture in all of geekdom. Furries range from being harmless fans fascinated by anthropomorphic characters and animals, to immensely withdrawn or self-abosrbed persons who actually believe, or want to believe, they're eagle-winged fox-like versions of themselves with giant gentalia who wouldn't dare be anything else that could be considered mundane. Furries defy any coventional or unifying definition.

Date: January 9, 2006
Dimensions: 600px by 718px, 72 DPI
Original: 1920px by 2590px, 72 DPI

Artist's Words:

This photograph was basically a light-painting experiment with a small, bright LED lamp which turned out quite nicely, I think. It was a 10 second exposure at approximately f/6.3-7.0 in a completely dark room. Shot with an Olympus C5050z digital camera.

Date: January 4, 2006
Dimensions: 800px by 500px, 72 DPI
Original: 3333px by 2083px, 300 DPI

Artist's Words:

A vector illustration. Playing with elements which have a sense of simple elegance using two colors. The arms are from images of the goddess Athena in Greek Mythology. Although owls would've been more appropriate for her character, I loved the simple nature of pigeons more. The title Ambrosia refers to the food of the Gods thought to confer immortality.

Date: January 1, 2006
Dimensions: 800px by 533px, 72 DPI
Original: 3456px by 2304px, 72 DPI

Artist's Words:

Chronic inability to fall asleep or remain asleep for an adequate length of time - that's the reason I took this shot. I have to do something to keep myself entertained, so I went out and took some shots in the dark with my camera. I'm pretty satisfied with this one, it's rough but smooth at the same time, please enjoy.

Date: January 1, 2006
Dimensions: 1000px by 476px, 72 DPI
Original: 1341 px by 638px, 72 DPI

Artist's Words:

I've loved fashion ever since I first learned about what it truly was back when I was a kid. I was a dour child, and at the same time, very eager to learn more about fashion. This piece is basically portraying all about it.

Date: January 1, 2006
Dimensions: 780px by 520px, 72 DPI
Original: 6000px by 4000px, 300 DPI

Artist's Words:

H.E.Y.S.'s first submission is a portrait of my mom. Although not always a good thing, I see her as a very colourful person and wanted to have that amplified. I had the very young and vibrant her (maybe in her 20's) in mind as she was probably the brightest during this period. I printed and framed this for her for Christmas (aww, I know). I hope she doesn't see this!